How appalling the street cuisine!
Its chefs philistine
Its seasoning invalid
sullying my gourmet palate!
Unworthy of a single Micheline star
Incomparable to my beluga caviar
So sit up square and let me tell you why
I feel so indignified
For my ingredients factual
my chef's knives rational
my culinary arts articulate
my 20-course meal thoroughly cogent
Oh behold my supreme intelligence